Series: WHITE TRASH ZOMBIE
Plot Type: Urban Fantasy (UF) with Zombies
Ratings: Violence—4; Sensuality—2; Humor—3
Publisher and Titles: Daw
My Life as a White Trash Zombie (7/2011)
Even White Trash Zombies Get the Blues (7/2012)
NOVEL 4: How the White Trash Zombie Got Her Groove Back
When Naomi Comtesse (aka Heather Miller, aka Julia Saber) discovers that Saberton's private jet traveled from Louisiana to New York City, Angel, Philip, Naomi, and Kyle Griffin (Naomi's zombie boyfriend) jump into a car provided by Angels ex-boyfriend, Randy, and head for Manhattan. There, they discover an intricate, devious plot being carried out by Nicole Saber with the assistance of her son, Andrew (Naomi's twin brother). The story has plenty of action, as Angel and her friends try to rescue Pietro (and others) while hiding from Saberton's goons. Complicating matters is the fact that Philip and Angel are suffering from identical patterns of rotting because they were in the middle of the shared-drug experiment that was taking place when Dr. Nikas was kidnapped. In addition, Philip is having periodic periods of uncontrollable manic anxiety.
Near the end, Rowland throws in a major change in the zombie mythology: a deus ex machina that comes out of nowhere to resolve much of the conflict. After the lengthy, technical explanation of the zombie mythology in book 2, this divergence comes across as a contrived plot manipulation. Why go to all the trouble of spelling out the scientific basis of zombie physiology if you're going to blow it up in this book? Up until this point, I was really enjoying the story, but when I came to this mythology manipulation, I felt cheated. It was as if Rowland had painted herself into a corner and had no other way out but to bring in a game-changer. I'm guessing that this situation arose because WHITE TRASH was originally planned as a trilogy and then was expanded to a six-book series, thus requiring a bit more complexity in order to come up with new and exciting plots.
In addition to her adventures involving the Saber family, Angel must also deal with her various romantic problems. First, her boyfriend, Marcus Ivanov, once again tries to make decisions about Angel's life, which leads to some relationship turmoil. Then, Angel meets up with Randy once again, which leads to a rekindling of their friendship. Finally, Angel is attracted to Philip, which leads to hardly anything at all—just some kind words and a few "I-got-your-back" moments.
Angel is off-kilter throughout this adventure. She has never travelled very far from southern Louisiana; she has less than $100 in her bank account; and she is in the company of people who are much more sophisticated, wealthy, well-traveled, and better trained than she is. These factors cause some major bumps in Angel's friendship with Naomi as Naomi repeatedly gets annoyed with Angel for not accepting financial assistance and can't seem to understand why Angel feels out of place. The scenes in which Angel copes with being a lifelong, unskilled "have-not" are quite poignant.
As the book ends, Pietro's life has taken an unexpected path; Marcus's plan to attend law school has been up-ended; Randy and Angel have become friends again; Angel's dad has a new girlfriend; and Angel's addictive tendencies are once again coming to the forefront.
Except for the mythology change that I discussed above, I really enjoyed this book. Even though Angel is still the klutzy, insecure young woman that she has been in previous book, she is beginning to build a skill set and plan for the future. Let's hope that she is able also to keep her addictive personality in check. Even with the new mythology, I'm looking forward to Angel's next adventures.
> Must have human blood to maintain strength
> Attain super strength through excessive blood consumption
> Can heal themselves through excessive blood consumption
> Become mindless monsters without blood consumption
> Are created by the bite of another zombie
> Must have human brains to maintain strength
> Attain super strength through excessive brain consumption
> Can heal themselves through excessive brain consumption
Note added after reading book 2: Although there are still a few points in the mythology that still need clarification (like the zombies' inability to recognize a fellow zombie on sight—or smell), book 2 does answer a lot of my questions. The author adds the new information to the story, although it is presented in an info-dump manner. Still, better to get all the details out there, one way or another.
This is a book that I wanted to love: great cover art and a terrifically inventive premise. Angel Crawford has always felt and acted like a loser, dropping out of school to lead a pill-popping, alcohol-fueled life. Having a mentally ill, suicidal mother and an alcoholic father hasn’t helped the situation. Currently, Angel is on parole for possessing a stolen car. As the story opens, Angel has just been picked up by the local police from the side of a country road—naked and full of drugs. She can’t remember anything about what happened that night. The next day, Angel receives an anonymous note telling her that she has a job in the county morgue and if she doesn’t show up and act right she will be going to jail. When Angel reports to work, she is surprised to find that she has no problem with the dead bodies, no matter what state of decomposition they are in. She is even more surprised that her stomach growls every time a brain is exposed during an autopsy. So…Angel seemingly has a new addiction: brrraaaaaaaains! Add in a cute police detective and a serial killer who chops off heads, and you have an imaginative new paranormal series. The major theme for book 1 is that Angel’s zombi-ness actually saves her life. By the end of the book, she has cleaned up her act and has become an upstanding citizen.
Click HERE to listen to a lengthy audio excerpt (scroll down a bit to find it). Click HERE to read a print excerpt.
NOVEL 2: Even White Trash Zombies Get the Blues
NOVEL 3: White Trash Zombie Apocalypse
Angel has been a zombie for almost a year now, and she's settling into her new life as well as can be expected, given the dangerous events chronicled in the first two books. Fortunately, her job at the morgue is going smoothly, and she's about to take her GED exam, so her life is looking pretty good. As the story opens, Angel is on the job, picking up a body at the local high school, where a film company is making a zombie movie. When Angel is nearly run over by a speeding car outside the school, she is rescued by Philip, the zombie she was forced to create in the previous book. Angel is shocked to see Philip, but he runs off before she can thank him for saving her life. Already we can guess that Philip and the zombie movie will no doubt play key parts in the plot.
Gradually, suspicious events and overheard conversations cause Angel to suspect that the movie-making group is hiding some nefarious secrets, but she just can't figure out what they are. Then, she is attacked by zombies (one of whom is Philip), and a woman takes a blood sample from her while Philip holds her down. Then they tranquilize her and leave her in her truck in a downpour of rain suffering from several broken bones and mashed internal organs. Why does Philip attack Angel? Why do they take her blood? What is going on here? All of these questions are eventually answered as Angel continues involving herself in dangerous happenings that always result in serious injuries that require extra doses of her brainy nutritional smoothies. As the rain keeps coming nonstop, the river floods the lowlands where Angel and her dad live in their "rustic" little house—with frightening consequences for the Crawford family.
Angel's relationship with Marcus is still rocky because he won't stop trying to advise her how to live her life. Late in the story, though, Angel figures out why Marcus is acting so paternally, so perhaps their relationship will get better. Marcus had better get himself together, though, because there's another man in Angel's life who would like her to give him a chance.
This is a strong entry in the series, with a compelling story line and a great deal of character development, particularly for Brian Palmer (Pietro Ivanov's head of security) and Pietro himself, although Pietro makes a major TSTL move in this book when he continues to trust a character who has proven in the past to be completely untrustworthy and probably sociopathic. Although the mysteries in the plot are interesting and somewhat suspenseful, I was able to figure out what was going on long before Angel did. Even so, it's a good story, and I'm looking forward to more of Angel's adventures, mostly because she's such a fascinating character. Click HERE to listen to a brief audio excerpt from the book (scroll down a bit to find it).